Left Hand Blues

Well, my left sided hand just isn’t my fave, I don’t let it do anything, If there’s ever a contest of “Who is the best?”, My right is the one that will win, It can’t button, can’t write, can’t hold a cold beer, Can’t handle a racquet or ball, It can’t do little tasks in day to day life, No matter how big or how small, But my right hand it can, it holds a place in my heart, My right is right by my side, My right hand has always helped me along, Ever since I was the littlest child, As a matter of fact, I’ve a wonderful plan, A plan I might start later today, I’ll go on a holiday, just my right hand and me, To a beautiful place far away.