Lady Numbnuts
A lady once called herself “Numbnuts”
Now that was totally uncalled for
The sweetest filly I've ever did know
Must chastise her, give her what for
Next time I see her, if I see her again
Gonna plant a big smacker on her lips
That'll teach her, this long lost filly
Also gonna grab her round the hips
Gonna squeeze her hard, not too hard
Till she yells, “I surrender, Jack”
Might let go but there's no guarantees
Still haven't lost my knack
So my sweet darling Lady Numbnuts
I'm eagerly awaiting the time
I'll once again plant a wonking big kiss
And feel that feeling sublime
© Jack Ellison 2014
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2014
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