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Lady In Looe

I spotted a lady in Looe, who slid as she stepped in some poo, her nose in the air, she sat on a chair, and sniffed at the mess on her shoe. 'It's brown and it's squidgy,' she sighed, 'and smells like a ferret has died.' She wiped on the seat, and walked up the street, still stinking, but most dignified.  written 7th March for Tania's double limerick contest

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Date: 3/21/2021 9:00:00 PM
Great limericks, Jack, congratulations! Hugs Eve
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Date: 3/20/2021 4:48:00 PM
Jack, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limericks!
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Date: 3/20/2021 3:10:00 PM
You are always good at this kind of poetry and I sure like this one, Jack. How is your day? I got all the "boring" stuff done. Gotta work on poems tomorrow!!
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Date: 3/20/2021 2:48:00 AM
Congrats, Jack! A great set of limericks!
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Date: 3/19/2021 4:23:00 PM
Dropping back with many congrats on your win Jack:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 3/11/2021 2:47:00 PM
Hmmm, welcome to Poo-etry Soup. Right up my street that, Jack... er the Limerick not the poo. Best of luck in Tania’s contest. Terry
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Date: 3/11/2021 12:52:00 AM
Oh I love this Jack. It is hilarious. Hugs Jenny.
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Date: 3/7/2021 1:17:00 PM
Well, very different anyway. Sara
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Date: 3/7/2021 11:23:00 AM
ha ha ha you are hilarious Jack lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/7/2021 8:07:00 AM
Eww! She wiped it on the seat? Lord, identify this woman so we can avoid her. I can just imagine her trying to look "dignified." And I can only imagine how a dead ferret smells... Best wishes in Tania's contest, Jack! Hugs, Carolyn
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