Krazy Karma

Hey Richard, you want to bring on the crazy? You want to know the craziest thing that ever was done to anyone! You want to know the craziest thing that happened to me? Seriously? Nah, you don't wanna know, Do you? Really? For crying out loud, why?! With all the crazy people running around in this world, You wanna know what happened to ME? You want me to confess how I lost my wits? How I once let my guards down, And got caught in the down draft? And got mired in a life of mundane meandering? And bludgeoned to my knees? You want me to say all that in front of everybody? No, I don't think so! Wait a minute! You aRe Serious! OK! OK!! Don't lose your marbles, Man! This is really THE craziest idea of all! Let me get this straight: You want me to tell here the craziest thing that ever was done unto me? Right? Nah ... All right, OK! But, it's only between You and Me ................ ................................. I GOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!