Kitty Katy

Kitty Katy, bigger than holsteins Killed a St. Bernard Pretty Kitty scratched up my blue jeans Left my legs all scarred. My big kitty scares the bejabbers Out of my sorry hide Such loud thuds of her pitter-patters The blood-prints of her stride. What did she kill tonight? Who did she rend and bite? What did she eat? What kind of meat? When must I stand and fight? Kitty wrestled an anaconda Then ate just the head I took off on my cherry Honda Scared I'd next be dead.