Kitty Elf

kitty elf can't you see those presents were meant for me, you opened up my barbie, and lost one of her shoes. naughty kitty elf, those twinkling lights were not for you, but to light up all I do. kitty elf I have had enough of your joyous romping on my christmas stuff, so next year my little friend you will find a special package just for you a kitty cage to keep my tree safe from your christmas joy, and next my toys you will not enjoy.