Kinetic Feast

the kinetic energy that is required to lift 2 tons over your head is quite astounding so when it happened the other night, let's just say that i was more than a little suprised unforntunately there wasn't anyone else around to witness my herculean feat well, at least not anyone i would say that could possibly comprehend the gravity of the matter so, afterwards i simply went home and ate half a chicken and a entire pumpkin pie (plus tub 'o cool whip) the kinetic energy required to digest such a henry VIII meal made me quite sleepy and content so upon taking a prescribed mental note of the day i traveled via dream dimension to the house of my beloved who is searingly ethereal as well as scorchingly delicious... and from this, new forms of kinetic energy yearn for heavy fruition as her lovely, writhing body comes to mind