Kidssssssssssssssssssssssss How Many of Us Have Them

Dingy diapers Yelling until tonsils are sore No, you cannot eat all the candy Because Mom said not to give you anymore Hitting and tattling on siblings Leaky mucus filled noses Boy! am I glad you all don't belong to me Your parents will soon be here to collect Gather your "Wiggles" D.V.D's You don't have to go home... Wait you do, because You sure as hell can't stay here I have nothing against children I'm just relieved that at the end of the day You all belong to someone else Because if left up to me Child Protective Services Would surely do an investigation This is the last time, I babysit for weed