Kelsuke De Eichmann

Kelsuke de Eichmann was a man of little yet complex words. He used the word translucent instead of the phrase see-through. One thing he knew how to do well was break a heart:( He would see a flaw in a woman and just turn away. If her beauty was overshadowed her brains he would walk away and never come back. "When," he thought " when will I find this perfect woman? I have dated the young. I have dated the old, I have traveled alone. I have hung out with women from the far East to the far West. I have suffered frost bites for the women of the far North & the same goes for those of the far South." He tried to create a woman from copper the next day and called it Stacy but we know it as the Statue of Liberty. He thought it looked perfect until he saw a red dot on her face. He thought it was a pimple but it was actually a bomb! He did what he always did when he saw a flaw in a woman, he turned, picked up his heavy rain coat, and started to walk. But he felt something against his heavy,gigantic, sticky rain coat. He looked and there it was the red dot that was on Stacy! With his strong arms he hurled the coat towards Hawaii! It hit Pearl Harbor and blamed the Japanese because they just happened to be passing by.