Kansas Tornado

You could feel it in the atmosphere Things were set to change The girl from the Midwest was here And things got mighty strange She came from Kansas, the mid west She was country through and through But when she came in wearing that red vest You never knew what she would do She's a Kansas sized tornado coming back from Kansas way You couldn't click your heels to get back home This girl, she came to play Like the storm that dropped Upon the witch This girl, she was a force No red shoes there to help you out You'd best get on your horse Not a big girl..full of fight You'd best stay back a bit She was wound up really tight And she knew just how to hit Leaving damage in her wake Seemed to be what she did best Just leave her be when she comes in And she's wearing that damn vest She's a Kansas sized tornado coming back from Kansas way You couldn't click your heels to get back home This girl, she came to play Like the storm that dropped Upon the witch This girl, she was a force No red shoes there to help you out You'd best get on your horse Flying monkees in the sky couldn't stop the storm she brought She was nasty trouble, by and by Like a devil can't be caught You'd kick your heels and wish she'd leave Back with the wicked witch Cause when she showed up in our bar That night would be a ***** She's a Kansas sized tornado coming back from Kansas way You couldn't click your heels to get back home This girl, she came to play Like the storm that dropped Upon the witch This girl, she was a force No red shoes there to help you out You'd best get on your horse