Kansas Crush - Over the Rainbow

I have a serious crush on Dorthy While she has a Kansas crush on them The Lion and the Scarecrow Not to mention the Tin Man The only time you see her These days is when She's skipping about town with those three clowns Her not so ordinary new friends She says that they all met Somewhere over the rainbow While she met me over coffee Wouldn't you know that's the way it goes It's hard for me to compete With anything like that Though one is brainless, one is heartless The other a scaredy cat She says they show her adventure Where the only thing that I Can really show her is Kansas And its vast empty sky line The few times that Dorthy And I have ever had a chance to go out The magical land of Oz Is all she wants to talk about To me it seems like a dream And we all know how those are Not really very interesting If you don't play a part So I stand off at a distance Gaze on from a far While she along with those three Skip off with my heart Cause I have a serious crush on Dorthy While she has a big Kansas crush on them The Lion and the Scarecrow Not to mention the Tin Man Oh, and by the way Dorthy Those ruby reds that you have on Don't really go with Your Kansas city overalls