Just Before You Die

No one can say for sure what happens when you die, but with great confidence this is the conclusion made by I. When you die you go to heaven, even the most evil doing, and I have come to this conclusion, given all of the scientific evidence. No one can say for sure what happens After you die, but the way the body breaks down is always the same every time. When the brain determines that something is potentially fatally wrong, it directs all of its resources to correct the problem. If the problem can't be corrected, and your life is due to be lost, the brain then performs its final function above and beyond cost, manufacturing and remanufacturing Dopamine, entirely flooding your entire system. Feelings of pain, fear and anxiety are all feelings so alien. You have reached the highest level of euphoria that you have ever been. In short, just before anyone dies, you and everyone else goes to heaven. What happens after you die is still the unanswered question, but regardless, life goes on.