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July 14 National Nude Day

National Nude Day – 14 July I believe that it started in France When some folks left their house without pants Without batting an eye They simply walked by And not a soul bothered to glance Encouraged by nary a stare They next chose to go out all bare With bare ass and boobs And blasé attitudes In French you might say laissez-faire Well brother, it caught on and spread And finally came to a head It’s a national day When it’s simply OK To go without clothing instead So unbutton – unzip Drop your drawers – show a nip No one will think you are rude If you don’t mind the breeze From your neck to your knees Tomorrow’s your day to be nude Me? Well I’ve just aged a bit My body’s not that trim and fit I could show off my parts But it’d just break your hearts So Nude Day – I guess I’ll skip it Uncle Mike

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Date: 9/28/2013 11:02:00 AM
I have heard some say nudidity Is the next thing near to stupidity And to whole world is their downfall When without any brains at all.
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Date: 9/28/2013 10:57:00 AM
Also, let me make this one of my favorite places for simplicity sake.
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Date: 9/28/2013 10:56:00 AM
Gads. I had to sign in to comment. I can see why everyone liked this one because there were no clothes to see at all. Right? You and I seem to be the only ones with couples and droplets of a sense of humor.
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Date: 7/15/2013 5:38:00 PM
This brought a smile to my face. :) Very nicely written and well done!
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Date: 7/13/2013 9:44:00 PM
Funny and well written. And I must say..Im staying in bed all day on July 14..BG
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