Joe the Plumber

Joe The Plumber announced he was runnin' fer Congress the other day! Congratulations, Joe! You the man! Fer you I shout, "Hooray!" Tell 'em like it is as you did with Obama - show 'em you won't be outdone! And, Joe, take yer plumbers' kit - you'll need it to repair the damage done! Include screwdrivers to tighten the screws on higher taxes and spendin', And yer biggest wrench to shut off the flow of governmental lendin'! Take yer solderin' arn so as to solidify warm relationships with yer peers, And a pipe cutter to cut off zany filibusterin' that is tiresome to yer ears! You'll need a hundred rolls of duct tape to stem the flow of inane babble, And gallons of Liquid Plummer to unclog the stalemate of that useless rabble! A good pipe wrench will come in handy to tighten the discipline in that 'joint', And a twelve-foot stepladder to rise above that rotten mob to make yer point! Joe, show 'em what real 'change' is meant to be with a new 'shower' of hope! Flush political correctness down the john that's gotten us on this slippery slope! Be sure to take yer roto-rooter and clean the sewer that is Washington, DC! Use yer most powerful hose to flush the whole mucked-up mess out to sea! Robert L. Hinshaw,CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved