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Jockeys On Back To Front

Here's a laugher, pay attention It'll make your day a lot brighter Put my Jockeys on back to front Put some tap water in my lighter Gave the cat a bunch of dog food What a silly billy old me Fed the dog some kitty food He meowed and climbed up a tree Poured red wine on my cereal Put sour cream on my toast Hey that was really kinda yummy Mustard on ice cream's the most A little bit weird, a little strange In my world there's nuttin' off limits Try anything once, maybe even twice Even M&Ms fried in my skillet I'm grossing me out, I gotta stop Just sprinkled my donut with vinegar Have I gone nuts, maybe it's love But that's just me, go figure! © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 4/25/2014 9:12:00 AM
Love it! You can fry pickles and ice cream, why not M&M's? Doesn't seem so strange to me.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2014 9:17:00 AM
Hey hey! You're really getting into it, my dear Monterey! Loving hugs XOXOX
Date: 4/25/2014 8:49:00 AM
Naw! You're not nuts... Trust me! Raising a Dragon is nuts. Senior moment I suspect. But know quite convinciningly... Yes,They too, like gas, are known to pass. No! Dragon you can't FRY my M& M's! Besides, they already are fried when you open your mouth! He's great with marshmellows covered in chocolate fondu. Yes, Dragon, contrary to common belief... You truely are good for something... LOL... Gotta run!... Gee! The Lake this early in the morning? Sheesh! Grandpa Troll doesn't miss a thing!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2014 8:56:00 AM
We all are guilty of some strange behaviour at times... right!!! Huggsies... XOXOX
Date: 4/25/2014 7:45:00 AM
Enjoyed the humor Jack!! Maybe that's the sort of daft things I'll be doing in a few years time :) In the meantime I'll 'drink' a 'toast' to you! // paul
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2014 7:52:00 AM
It may be sooner than you think, my friend! LOL
Date: 4/25/2014 6:34:00 AM
Yayhoooooooooo jack got his sparkle back! Hugs Jan x
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Jan Allison
Date: 4/25/2014 6:43:00 AM
do drop by and see me - got a silly one on too lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/25/2014 6:41:00 AM
LOL SOme silliness eh! This is your sparkling bro from Canada sending you bunches of kisses and tight squeezie hugs... XOXOX

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