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Jock With His Cock

There was once a Scotsman called Jock Who was always stroking his cock But when the clock struck ten He then turned to his hen The egg basket is now restocked . 05/07/2014

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/16/2014 10:08:00 PM

your welcome James...PD

James Fraser
Date: 7/17/2014 4:35:00 PM

Hugs :)x

Arlene Smith

Date: 7/9/2014 8:51:00 PM

very witty write, James.. lol.. congrats on a great win.. Hugs.. Arlene

James Fraser
Date: 7/16/2014 2:21:00 PM

The joy of writing Limericks Arlene, thanks kindly, James.....

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/8/2014 11:42:00 PM

James,, Congratulations, on your awesome win. Always~ Linda

James Fraser
Date: 7/16/2014 2:11:00 PM

Thank you Linda, it's lovely to have ones poems recognised, James :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/7/2014 4:01:00 PM

GREAT job, James. Congrats for the win.

James Fraser
Date: 7/7/2014 4:05:00 PM

Thank you Andrea, I hope your feeling better, James xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 7/7/2014 12:20:00 PM

hahahh great! loved it James good job!

James Fraser
Date: 7/7/2014 2:24:00 PM

Thanks kindly Casarah, I'm glad it raised a chuckle, James :)

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 7/7/2014 7:35:00 AM

Great wit n humour James! Congrats on huge win!

James Fraser
Date: 7/7/2014 2:13:00 PM

Thank you kindly Dr. Upma A. Sharma, much appreciated, James :)

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 7/7/2014 6:12:00 AM

I liked this scottish humor, James. congrats on the win

James Fraser
Date: 7/7/2014 2:08:00 PM

Humour, laughter, of which I'm so glad it's still evident in today's society. It's great to laugh. Many thanks Dr. Ram, glad you liked it, James :)

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 7/6/2014 10:30:00 PM

Congratulations on a great win for a very witty write, James! I really enjoyed this one - heheheheheh:-)

James Fraser
Date: 7/7/2014 2:01:00 PM

It sure has made you smile Pandita, the way Limericks should be ;-) James......

Jan Allison

Date: 7/6/2014 4:46:00 PM

Great limerick a well deserved winner James. hugs Jan xx

James Fraser
Date: 7/7/2014 1:58:00 PM

Naughty but laughable, the way Limericks are supposed to be. Glad you enjoyed Jan x

Paul Callus

Date: 7/6/2014 4:15:00 PM

Bawdy and very witty! Congrats on a fine win, James! // paul

James Fraser
Date: 7/7/2014 1:54:00 PM

Many thanks Paul, as I mentioned before, it was fun/silly to write. Not the easiest of forms if there's no punch line, James :)

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 7/6/2014 3:56:00 PM

Congrad's on your win.

James Fraser
Date: 7/7/2014 1:45:00 PM

Thank you Debbie, much appreciated, James :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/6/2014 9:28:00 AM

hahaha, I sense a word play here!!! Good one, James,

James Fraser
Date: 7/7/2014 1:41:00 PM

A little word play now and then, should always be encouraged from the poets pen, and thank you 'Utah Babe' <*> James :)

Len Gasun

Date: 7/6/2014 12:44:00 AM

:))))You painted an up to ear smile on this great limerick of yours my dear friend James. Thank u so much for sharing! Thank u so much as well for your kind visit on my poems and your nice comments. Big hugs! love lots, Leonora

James Fraser
Date: 7/7/2014 1:31:00 PM

I'l glad you enjoyed reading it Leonora, as much as I enjoyed writing it, James :)

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 7/5/2014 10:09:00 PM

A very creative and humorous limerick James! I just can't write Limerick's and admire those who can.

James Fraser
Date: 7/7/2014 1:12:00 PM

Thank you Connie, it was a hoot writing it, and maybe you'll crack writing a Limerick :)

Vera Duggan

Date: 7/5/2014 7:42:00 PM

Oh! so funny James, the things that come out of peoples mouths, great limerick, take care............Vera.........

James Fraser
Date: 7/7/2014 1:03:00 PM

Limericks I find are easy to write. It's finding a subject and end line. Many thanks Vera :)

Nette Onclaud

Date: 7/5/2014 4:44:00 PM

what a blast,; well the prince of the highlands has a great sense of humor.. grreat one, james!..huggs

James Fraser
Date: 7/5/2014 6:22:00 PM

The indifference of being different, and if it raises a chuckle, then so be it. Many thanks Nette :)

Tim Smith

Date: 7/5/2014 2:06:00 PM

Must have been a big rooster..lol

James Fraser
Date: 7/5/2014 2:43:00 PM

Little Red Rooster of 'Rolling Stones' no bigger Rooster. Thanks kindly Tim :)