Jinxed Jesting Jejune Junior Jobber Part 1

Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber... just jabbering gibberish (A - I) Again, another awkward ambitious arduous attempt at alphabetically arranging atrociously ambiguously absolutely asinine avoidable alliteration. Because...? Basically bonafide belching, bobbing, bumbling, bohemian beastie boy, bereft bummer, bleeds blasé blues, begetting bloviated boilerplate bildungsroman, boasting bougainvillea background. Civil, clever clover chomping, cheap chipper cool cutthroat clueless clodhopper, chafed centenary, codifies communication cryptically, challenging capable, certifiably cheerful college coed. Divine dapper daredevil, deft, destitute, doddering, dorky dude, dummkopf Dagwood descendent, dagnabbit, demands daring dedicated doodling, dubious, dynamite, deaf dwarf, diehard doppelganger, Doctor Demento double, declaring depraved daffy dis(pense)able dufus Donald Duck derailed democracy devastatingly defunct. Eccentric, edified English exile, effervescent, elementary, echinoderm eating egghead, Earthling, excretes, etches, ejaculates, effortless exceptional emphatic effluvium enraging eminent, eschatologically entranced, elongated elasmobranchii, emerald eyed Ebenezer, effectively experiments, emulates epochal eczema epidemic, elevating, escalating, exaggerating enmity, enduring exhausting emphysema. Freed fentanyl fueled, fickle figurative flippant fiddler, fiendishly filmy, fishy, fluke, flamboyantly frivolous, fictitious, felonious, fallacious, fabulously fatalistic, flabbergasted, fettered, flustered, facile, faceless, feckless, financially forked, foregone, forlorn futile fulsome, freckled feverish, foo fighting, faulty, freezing, fleeting famously failing forecaster, flubs "FAKE" fundamental fibber fiat, fabricating fiery fissile fractured fios faculties.