Jihad Donald Trump Style

The glory of America, now heats up with agitation poised to strike on the brink sans legislation incites humiliation, which goads desecration as fete accompli chink in armor of Democratic rubric, constituting capitalistic ethic, generic iconoclastic, and jingoistic logic, nor budging an inch when mandating masses swallow his drink what huff huck – this belligerent, dominant and fervent hellraiser doth bungle in the jungle decreeing tacit Marshall law fast as a shutterfly eyewink as his cosmic crotch grab doth put Venus under his sway with his Mercury hill temperament pitches the orbit of planet Earth tubby comb out of balance infected by hiz anti Jew pitter damnations, excoriations, fulminations Huzzah sing how whiz derriere didst Sat urn simultaneously crushing crucible as an Uranus indiscriminately plopping two hundred fifty pounds of flesh doubling down humming his favorite Neptune that dost affect Pluto hoc crass sea repeating a self coined motto – I yam almighty, therefore no fink simply commandeering the reins of control, a one man military intelligence groupthink hut triad and true dyed in the wool rip pug in ant guise zing rogue rejoicing tuff fool, governing and hoodwink king the die hard fans of dictatorial, linkedin and monarchist ink cube bus thriving on wielding indomitable aggression practiced in the Art of the Deal incorporating an unanticipated jink iron fist rule reigning down vis a vis pro pens heave lee and prop hen city flashing hiz seal of approval, which scribbled signature doth not smooth arctic monkey serve hay puzzling kink boot his frenzy to bulldoze catastrophic, formulaic, and illogic spells these United States of America will become hell in a handbasket worth repeating with nary a trace of the grit of link kin, the sixteenth president, (whose ruggedly pioneering frontier existence) found him steady and strong, plus soft hearted as pelt o’ mink the epitome of this forty fifth elected commander in mischief.