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Jeepin'

I was bouncing along down in four-wheel low, The road was rough and the goin’ was slow, Now the puddle ahead didn’t seem too deep Cuz I was ridin’ high, yep I was drivin’ a jeep. But when I hit that mud now, I started to drift, So I clutched it hard but I missed my shift. I was stuck for sure, I couldn’t make it move. I weren’t rigged for muddin’, I was stuck in a groove! Well some good ol’ boys come a ramblin’ along “We’ll get ya out, but It sure seems wrong. Next time ya’ll get yourself stuck in a seep You’ll need a wench on the front of yer jeep!” Well I washed my rig, cuz I’d just got paid And headed on in to the big parade. When I got to town, I was feeling real good So I picked up my gal and put her up on the hood. When I turned the bend you should’a heard ‘em yell Just to see my Rosie up there shakin’ her tail. Them good ol’ boys were goin’ beep, beep, beep Cuz I had a wench on the front of my jeep!

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Date: 6/14/2017 8:21:00 PM
Oh.. that was fun to read.
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Dean Wood
Date: 6/15/2017 8:19:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed it Darlene.
Date: 6/14/2017 5:40:00 PM
The best kind of wench:) Great humor, Dean.
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Dean Wood
Date: 6/15/2017 8:18:00 AM
hehe Thanks Daniel.
Date: 6/14/2017 3:19:00 PM
This is so cute Dean. I love your play on words. This kind of reminded me of my Dunebuggy days. : )
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Dean Wood
Date: 6/14/2017 5:06:00 PM
All I ever did in a dune buggy was get stuck. It wasn't until years later that I learned you should lower your tire pressure. Silly me. Glad you enjoyed this. - Dean
Date: 6/14/2017 3:16:00 PM
What a fantastic ride, Dean! Lotsa fun!
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Dean Wood
Date: 7/3/2017 11:30:00 AM
Thanks Kim. I had a lot of fun writing this one. Glad you enjoyed it! - Dean
Date: 6/14/2017 10:53:00 AM
This is too funny Dean, You sure know how make a funny situation out of anything. Awesome- Trust Rosie liked the attention...Maria
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Dean Wood
Date: 6/14/2017 11:11:00 AM
Thanks Maria. I like to go for jeep rides but this is mostly fiction. I did get stuck in the mud without a winch once though. And yes, we will assume that Rosie really hammed it up and enjoyed the attention! - Dean

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