Japanese Innovations

Leave it to the Japanese Always finding ways to please They figured out just what was missing A way to do remote French kissing It’s hooked up to HP or Dell Though others might just work as well A box through which a straw protrudes For when you’re in a kissing mood And your honey’s not around Maybe in some other town With another box at another site You’re all set for a rousing night You twirl your straw with your tongue And the other straw moves; the fun’s begun You add a bit of Skype to see Your partner’s face in ecstasy Researchers even hope to add Moisture, taste; a textured pad But if they want to make some dough There’s one more step they need to go Record kisses of celebrities An apt like that will sell with ease To every stalker, sick-o type There’s profit there, the time is ripe So if distance is your nemesis Get yourself a box like this Then you and yours this kiss you’ll share Almost as if you were both there For innovations such as these Leave it to the Japanese 5/7/11 I just read this article in PC magazine and had to put pen to paper. This is a real machine - not a joke.