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Jake the Beefcake

There was once a clumsy guy named Jake He was friends with my big cousin Blake That taught kung fu drunk Kept boos in the car trunk Graduates couldn't fight none, no beefcake Jake was only a stud in his huge head Wife divorced him because he wet the bed She took the house and Car He moved into the bar Teaches yoga with one student, bro Fred Contest:Make Me Laugh With Some Humor Sponsor:Tania Kitchin November 23, 2020

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Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/21/2020 8:14:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. What a funny write. I needed a good laugh. Enjoy your win with blessings....................

Eve Roper

Date: 12/20/2020 9:19:00 PM

Congratulations on your win, Alexis, a cute poem. Hugs Eve

Paul Callus

Date: 12/20/2020 12:24:00 AM

Congratulations on your fine win, Alexis! Jake must have been quite a dreamer:) ~ Regards and Merry Christmas. // paul

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/19/2020 6:11:00 PM

ha, I really like the line where he wet the bed!! Congrats on your win, Alexis

Sam Kauffman

Date: 12/19/2020 5:25:00 PM

So fun Alexis! Congratulations on your winning poem! Merry Christmas to you and all those you love. :)

Newton Ranaweera

Date: 12/19/2020 4:46:00 PM

Congratulations, Alexis, on your placement for this fun limerick!!

Howard Kerr

Date: 12/19/2020 4:11:00 PM

Hello Alexis, I’m grateful for your soupmail visit and of course your kindness. Congratulations to you also. Wishing you well in your endeavours. Howard

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 12/19/2020 4:01:00 PM

Hi Alexis, back with congratulations on the win with your amusing entry in the contest. Belle :-)

Janice Canerdy

Date: 12/19/2020 3:40:00 PM

A funny one, Alexis! CONGRATS! Janice

Joseph May

Date: 12/19/2020 6:55:00 AM

Haha, Congrats on your win Alexis

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/19/2020 4:02:00 AM

Alexis, congratulations on your winning placement wit your funny limericks!

Alexis Y.
Date: 12/19/2020 5:17:00 AM

Hi Tania, You hosted a good. And you had a lot of good entries. I appreciate my placement in your contest. I'm wishing you a Merry Christmas and. Happy New Year. Stay safe and well:-) Alexis

Paghunda Zahid

Date: 12/3/2020 3:10:00 AM

Haha Poor Jake. Good one

Buhagiar Victor

Date: 11/26/2020 5:48:00 AM

Great limericks. ~~

John Watt

Date: 11/25/2020 12:47:00 AM

Jake sounds like a real loser! Thanks for the smile and best wishes in Tania's contest ~ John

Peter Dome

Date: 11/24/2020 4:17:00 PM

haha. Brilliant Love it.sounds like me. well done. best wishes. Pete.

Sandra Adams

Date: 11/24/2020 1:38:00 PM

lol... thanks for the laughs, i needed that... perhaps if he didn't drink so much he wouldn't have wet the bed but he sounds quite content in the bar... good write, best wishes in the contest! hugs

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 11/24/2020 7:42:00 AM

Very amusing Alexis, can’t see Jake going far, living as he does, in a bar... Belle:-)

Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 11/24/2020 1:03:00 AM

This poem is belly roll laugh funny, Alexis. I esp loved the last line, of course. Cool poem. Love and peace forever.

Alexis Y.
Date: 11/24/2020 6:51:00 AM

Hi Freddie, I am happy it made you. Glad you liked the last (wink) line! I appreciate your support, my friend:-)Alexis

Joseph May

Date: 11/23/2020 6:09:00 PM

It was Pepe Le Pew not kungfu..:)...Nicely done Alexis

Alexis Y.
Date: 11/24/2020 6:52:00 AM

Hi Joseph, Thanks for being the first one to comment, however, I did make some changes to it. Have a nice day:-)Alexis