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Jack's Philosophy In a Nutshell

Here's Jack's philosophy in a nutshell Did you catch that, in a NUTshell? Got a little bit off the track for a while But he's chugging along again like hell Didn't think it would be too too long He's basically a real jester at heart Things always seem to strike him funny Like when a preacher lets out a big fart A fart is just simply a bodily function Even the Queen of England lets 'em fly But her escorts always say “pardon me” Giving Queenie a built-in alibi His LOCOmotive's chugging along again Some sillies will be coming along soon It's how this guy rolls, the silly old jester As he attempts to eat spaghetti with a spoon Seems like I'm trying a wee bit too hard That spaghetti thing wasn't that funny How about a fellow who's had one too many Balancing a beer on his tummy Okay I promise to work on this stuff I'm more than a wee bit rusty it seems BARE with me, or fully clothed if you wish Convulsed with laughter you'll scream © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 1/10/2014 4:01:00 AM
It doesn't get better than imagining you balancing a beer on your tummy... Ha! Loves XOXOX
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/10/2014 8:11:00 AM
Got other interesting tricks but not allowed to mention them here!!! LOL Love ya sweet lady xxxxx
Date: 1/7/2014 5:32:00 PM
Dragon said 'That's my Jack!' I say glad you're back to the funnies! PS. You should see Dragon trying to chase me through the snow in his muck-lucks... Now that's funny!... The snow sprays up all around him! He looks like a blizzard gone wild... Takes quite a lot of broom dusting to clean him up after ward... He won't use his fire... Doesn't want to destroy the snow flakes... He thinks they're alive... Silly Dragon... ER... They aren't... are they?... LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/7/2014 7:43:00 PM
That Dragon guy is one strange dude but loveable! xoxox
Date: 1/7/2014 6:55:00 AM
lol, you do crack me up my friend, eating spaghetti with a spoon, HA! Have you actually tried that, it doesn't work all that well, he he (yes I've tried that when I was a kid)! I really enjoyed reading this lovely poem this morning! What a marvelous piece, Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/7/2014 6:58:00 AM
HA! They'll get better, I promise!

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