Jack In a Tutu

Have you ever seen Jack in a tutu? It is not an inspiring sight His thundering, blundering torso Can give most ladies a fright! He thinks he's just so appealing Can't see why they cringe and recoil Thinks he's God's gift to women More like a weighty gargoyle! He's got a genuine happy heart Too bad he looks like a blimp It is hard to avoid staring at Jack With body hair resembling a chimp! We haven't the heart to tell him why The girls all giggle and choke When he prances around in his tutu He's an outright comical bloke! Have you ever seen Jack in a tutu? A sight you won't forget if you had This huge abundance of body mass Jiggling up and down when he's glad!