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I'Ve Never Stolen Anything

My wheels came off the rails for a wee bit When those oh so yummy donuts interrupted my diet But I'm back on track again How easy it is to lose one's way when temptation rears it's ugly head The same thing can apply to so many things in life We must be strong to resist the evils that confront us Like stealing stuff from Walmart... oops! Did I say that? errr... ah... just joking I'm a fine upstanding citizen who would never stoop that low Unless of course if I thought I could get away with it Scratch that... don't know where that came from I've never stolen a single thing in my whole entire life* *just in case the fuzz are reading this! © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 1/22/2015 1:44:00 AM
G'day Jack... Ha-ha... there's not one person in prison who committed the crime they have been rudely accused of... um. Thanks mate for the giggle - Lindsay
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/22/2015 4:05:00 AM
AHA! An Aussie!!!! I've known a few of you guys over the years... always a hoot! Hope to hear more from you, my new mate! Welcome, I'm sure you will enjoy it here! Love and hugs, Jack xxx
Date: 1/21/2015 10:51:00 AM
Dragon, Hubby, and I have had a lot stolen in the last few years... Our Hearts... All because we met our friends on PoetrySoup and met a Grandpa Troll carrying a Dragon egg. Life takes many strange turns when we venture out... of our comfort zone... I even met Santa Jack and Mrs. Cathie (Claus) Ellison. Even Dear John Wulf has come back into our circle with his wife Sue... and their 'Drag' The Dragon... Life just keeps getting better and better.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/22/2015 3:50:00 AM
Now if we're talking about stealing hearts, that's a totally different story! LOL
Date: 1/21/2015 8:30:00 AM
Over the past 2 weeks there have been 29 break ins on our little island - it is unprecedented and making people very nervous - Great write Jack - it made me smile my friend:-) Hugs jan xx
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/21/2015 8:43:00 AM
The population is only 86,000 Jack - it is thought they are not locals but someone come in on the boat from the UK:-( Hugs Jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/21/2015 8:40:00 AM
What is the population there? Sounds kinda scary... stay safe, dear sis! Keep me posted! Love and hugs xxx

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