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I've Learned To Live With Perfection

Nobody's perfect but I'm pretty close Don't usually brag about my prowess But sometimes I just get so overwhelmed My enthusiasm for me is boundless You may be annoyed by my constant bragging But when you're as perfect as me It's almost impossible to let it go unnoticed Must share my perfection with thee It's sure not all fun and games living up to Such standards I've set for me Got no one to blame but my own desires For impressing all you ladies, indeed Afflicted by charm and stunning good looks All my life, it's been quite a struggle Living up to the standards I've set for myself But I've really tried to stay humble I am what I am, there's no changing now I've learned to live with perfection Not everyone's able to handle such a burden It's a serious incurable infection (WHAAAAAT?)

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Date: 1/4/2024 6:12:00 AM
Lol watch your head doesn't fall off. Hope all's well with you Jack. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/4/2024 6:36:00 AM
LOL Have trouble accepting my brilliance at times! You must find it difficult as well! Guys eh!!!
Date: 1/4/2024 4:42:00 AM
glad you're handling your affliction so well....takes a great deal of humility to accept one's own perfection. Ha. Gotta love irony. I do appreciate your wit and creativity. Have a splendid day, Sara
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/4/2024 5:27:00 AM
Big cackle my love!!!! Yes I accept my my own imperfections ha! Have a scumptious day dear Sara xx

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