I'Ve Got To Know Her

she wears bows in her hair what is she 13? she wears pillbox hats and pearls I mean come on who still wears pearls? she has bracelets of every shape and color around her left arm her arms a fashion statement men's jeans that drape around her waist and a cinched woven Aztec belt what is she homeless? she can't be she has an advanced degree and buys her coffee at Starbuck's she wears white shoes after labor day what does she care? she has a son named rainbow with a small "r" who drives a Karmann Ghia I have to know this woman I just have got to know her spiritually