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Sal called Cal a lecherous louse and kicked him right out of her house. He’d claimed, “I’ve misplaced my phone,” then in haste had searched for it under her blouse. 8 8 5 5 8 syllable count--used howmanysyllables.com February 18, 2022 entered in the New Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest Placed 2nd Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Date: 3/7/2022 4:34:00 PM
Janice, a funny and bawdy one, congratulations on your winning placement!
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Date: 3/6/2022 11:05:00 AM
this is excellent in form and humor. Congrats in the contest.
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Date: 3/6/2022 6:36:00 AM
Nice! To be fair, more than that’s gone unseen // She’s endowed, if you know what I mean // Though he should have told her // It bounced off the boulders // To the cavernous gap in between
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 3/6/2022 10:42:00 AM
Wow, Jeff. Thanks. Janice
Date: 3/1/2022 10:41:00 PM
Funny Limerick, Janice. A poet friend, Bill
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 3/6/2022 10:43:00 AM
Thanks so much, Bill. Janice
Date: 2/22/2022 8:06:00 AM
Lol! Janice, This is funny! Good pic as well. Best wishes in the contest. Have a nice day-Alexis
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/23/2022 8:47:00 AM
Thanks so much, Alexis. Janice
Date: 2/22/2022 5:05:00 AM
Great humour and great limerick.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/23/2022 8:46:00 AM
Thanks so much, Silent One. Janice
Date: 2/21/2022 7:54:00 AM
Humorous for sure. Good entry for the contest, Janice. Bill
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/23/2022 8:46:00 AM
Thanks so much, Bill. Janice
Date: 2/20/2022 4:38:00 PM
Hello Janice ... humorous indeed. Cal soon found out he'd made the wrong move as he picked himself up off the path - thanks for the giggle Janice - Lindsay
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/21/2022 6:04:00 AM
Thanks so much, Lindsay. Janice
Date: 2/19/2022 10:25:00 AM
What else would an handyman do? Aloha!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/19/2022 9:45:00 PM
Thanks, Rico. LOL! Janice
Date: 2/19/2022 2:44:00 AM
Lol, leave no stone unturned. Good luck in the contest Janice. Enjoy your weekend. Tom
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/19/2022 9:49:00 PM
Thanks so much, Tom. Janice
Date: 2/18/2022 11:25:00 PM
Whoops, love this, Janice, Made my day.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 2/19/2022 7:13:00 AM
Thanks so much, Harry. Janice

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