It's Not Easy Being Green

It's not that easy being green, A nonsense verse to be seen, To be green, we all manage, Every human fits this adage, To feel envy is a human emotion, The grass is greener, we sailed the oceans, That is why there are migrants, prithee, We're still flying over the seven seas, The shifting sands of humanity, All humans feel envy of something, Cor, I want that bird with another's ring! The other man's bull and blip is always better, But what happens next, when he does get her? Miserable divorces are not that hip, Just because you want her blip, Is this such a nonsense to be seen? It's not that easy being green, But, somehow, we all manage, Quite normal feelings, that's an adage..........