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It's In the Jeans

squeeze in here baby girl I’ll mold that tummy fat [I’m a churning urn] I'll grab that behind, hold it tight sculpt those stretch marks, just right come here lad, I'll turn those marbles blue turn those knuckles white [no that’s not a rocket] they'll chew a strategic hole through that shredded cotton cord bend over, your fertile galley and climb on board yeah, I'll show off your rear entry let them see [the crack of dawn] what we can see unseemly, yet even the poor are marked by my geas let me squeeze you lads and ladies naw, it's not disgusting please * jeans which are too tight are annoying ;) to those in them and those looking at them!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 6/20/2013 8:28:00 PM
I agree with you, Debbie! I enjoyed reading this humorous write.. Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
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Date: 6/19/2013 9:32:00 PM
Congrats Debbie ...Seren
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Date: 6/19/2013 6:47:00 PM
I love it.........I'm wearing them as we speak.....and after dinner have to unbutton that first button!! Jeans were not made for women my age......maybe I'll resort to maternity jeans again.....after all these years!!! LOL !!!
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Date: 6/15/2011 5:36:00 PM
congratulations to you Debbie
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Date: 6/15/2011 2:01:00 PM
Congrats on your win..Sara
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Date: 6/15/2011 10:15:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in the contest Debbie. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/15/2011 9:43:00 AM
Cute and witty poem, Deb. Delighted to see you placing high in Nette's contest. (Some of my jeans do "mold that tummy fat." Really laughed at the blue marbles line. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 6/15/2011 9:02:00 AM
LOL Many congrats to you on both your wins, Debs : )
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Date: 6/15/2011 8:27:00 AM
Reading this most funny and witty write on jeans again..Yay, Congrats!!.love Debbie..
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Date: 6/15/2011 7:34:00 AM
Congratulations on your win! A cute poem!
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Date: 6/15/2011 6:32:00 AM
My congratulations on the win in the contest of nette, debbie
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Date: 6/15/2011 1:33:00 AM
many Congrats on your big win in nette's contest.cheers
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Date: 6/15/2011 12:06:00 AM
Very nice personification here Debbie...Congrats on your win.
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Date: 6/14/2011 10:39:00 PM
Jeans the means to mold a bottom, shapley lithely no not cotton :) great win babe:) Don
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Date: 6/14/2011 10:27:00 PM
Congratulations Debbie. This is a cute poem. I see you're number one on another contest but haven't got to that one yet.
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Date: 6/14/2011 9:30:00 PM
Quite the interesting write, my friend. Sexy jeans poem! Congratulations on your super win.
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Date: 6/14/2011 8:29:00 PM
Congrats Debbie on your super win in the denim jeans contest.. u nailed it luv..
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Date: 6/12/2011 7:51:00 AM
Nice one Debbie, a scene so out there in life. Good luck in Nette's contest with this koolio piece :)
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Date: 6/11/2011 3:10:00 AM
This is so 'Hilarious' Debbie!!.. and to call 'it' a churning urn,,Gosh!!Good luck to you with this squeezy delight of wit and humor..smiles,gautami
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Date: 6/8/2011 11:13:00 AM
man-o-man!!! answer to poem-quiz...."stealing"
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Date: 6/8/2011 10:10:00 AM
LOL, great fun, Debs. I had to grab a dictionary for 'geas'
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Date: 6/8/2011 7:23:00 AM
I can see the sweat on the brow!!! Like stuffing a sausage!! (Been there, done that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL)
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Date: 6/7/2011 5:14:00 PM
lol ~ the imagery and wit is a grand gift~SMILES///God Bless~^Rick
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Date: 6/7/2011 3:34:00 PM
What a fantastic write with humor and wit, good luck, Debbie. I also posted my entry just now.
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