Is There Such a Thing As Too Many Crumpets Just a Bit of Fun

1 crumpet. 2crumpet 3crumpet, 4 You no you shouldn't eat, a single crumpet more Then there's crumpets 5, 6 then your at 7 crumpets more Soon the 8th crumpet is also onboard Apparently the 9th crumpet didn't appear although the truth about that is a little unclear, By the 10th crumpet you realise that you've got a 10 crumpet problem, But it's ok the secrets safe, because only the toaster truly knows, And he's been warned, to keep quiet or out comes the plug and off he goes!