Is the Honeymoon Over

Is the honeymoon over I’ll tell you what gives me a hunch When I leave for work in the morning She hands me my luggage instead of my lunch Is the honeymoon over What’s happening doesn’t make sense When I put my arms around her It’s strictly in self defense Is the honeymoon over While my heart is put through the wringer When I come home I get no smile Instead I get the finger Is the honeymoon over I can’t understand what she feels When I said that I might leave her She started doing cartwheels Is the honeymoon over Will I find my life in a rut She said she wasn’t losing her best friend She was losing a pain in the butt Now I know the honeymoon’s over And staying together would be too hard When I tried to cut the grass I found She planted land mines in my back yard Just for fun NO!! Don’t shoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!