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Is Fart a Naughty Word

Is the word “fart” a naughty word Hope not... I find it cute and giggly But don't go by me, my mind is a little warped Words are just words with letters strung together Strange how any mention of our private parts Should never be said in public “Uvula” sounds really naughty But the dictionary describes it as “a fleshy extension at the back of the soft palate That hangs above the throat” Now if that doesn't sound naughty, I'll eat my shorts! Here's an old English expression... “bollocks” Of German origin... related to BALL And how about “tit” Again the old dictionary says “refers to a small New Zealand bird called a “tit” How can just three innocent letters strung together Cause little old ladies to titter! Last but not least we have “dong” Sounds like a gong as in a bell So I guess that's where the old expression comes from “I sure rang his bell! In closing, I'd like to say this I had a freaking good time writing this one But we all know what “freaking” is It's a sort of polite way of saying The granddaddy of all swear words Just seven letters starting with an “f” It's “farting” of course, what were YOU thinking? © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 1/22/2015 9:21:00 PM
Very, very good Jack... Now this poem fits in well with my comment on J-artichokes... and also same word; different meaning when it comes to US-Aus interpretations. Thanks once again Jack - Lindsay
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/23/2015 7:13:00 AM
G'day mate! Had fun with this one... hope you did too! Love and joy, Jack xx
Date: 11/24/2014 11:29:00 AM
Oh! NO! Grandpa Troll came in and started reading this to everybody before I could stop him. He and Dragon were then having a farting contest. But WAIT! The other Trolls came and a round of musical farts began! Then another, and another. I opened the windows and front door, Before Dragons accidental spark blew things up! I'm going to the basement untill the fart along is over. May take a while, They're having a grand old time. Some Trolls are rolling around on the floor laughing! Silly Trolls!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/24/2014 2:37:00 PM
Sorry for causing all that damage! A check is in the mail to help pay for all the repairs! LOL XXXX
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Carol Eastman
Date: 11/24/2014 11:30:00 AM
You sue can stir things up around here... LOL
Date: 11/23/2014 7:50:00 PM
This has me laughing ......so darn funny you are !!! We need a little more farting around here! LOL !
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/23/2014 8:06:00 PM
LOL Carrie is calling for MORE FARTING!!! Ya hear out there??? Your reply gave me a chuckle! Love and hugs, Jack XXX
Date: 11/23/2014 4:40:00 PM
Slightly naughty, Jack..Got a chuckle..Thanks for stopping by..Sara
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/23/2014 4:48:00 PM
You got a chuckle? That's what I was aiming for... my mission was accomplished! LOL Big huggeroonies... XXX
Date: 11/23/2014 2:21:00 PM
Is Kenny a naughty word? ME THINKS SO! You are adorable, dear....TIT! Hope the tit twitters sweetly for you! ;) Never knew it could do that. HA HA HA HA HA! There you got me going. Hugs
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/23/2014 2:49:00 PM
I'm grinning Miss Betty! Are you calling your Kenny dude a tit! LOL LOL Naughty Kenny signing off with love! XXX
Date: 11/23/2014 11:03:00 AM
Nothing like a good fart to start the day . . . or reading one of your outstanding works. . . . my dear friend.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/23/2014 11:15:00 AM
I always enjoy them whether I'm trying or not... those sneaky ones are deadly though, aren't they!!!
Date: 11/23/2014 9:32:00 AM
oh Jack I was laughing out loud at this one - my hubby uses the word' bollocks' at work as its the best word for testing a PA system but you cant use it when people are around lol - hugs jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/23/2014 10:28:00 AM
Had a brother-in-law who was born in Bedworth and he used that word many times! LOL Huggsies, Brother Jack XXX

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