Invited Puppies to Tea

I have invited puppies to tea with Earl Gray brew. With canned beef, chopped liver and bits of chicken too. They are coming in, frolicking with a twitch and a twee. How much more delighted could this impromptu tea party be? They do not like the cushy embroidered chairs, barking their disdain. They have torn down some curtains, their energy is a drain. I am worn out and overworked when I finally scoot them out, That’s the last time I shall invite puppies to tea no doubt.