Invitation To Valentine Bash

(Direction to the Venue) I live on the Heartland Estate Across from the Elysian Fields, At the corner of Lovers Lane and Pure Passion Boulevard in the town of Romeoville. If you are taking a midnight train Get down at the Juliet Junction; Catch a bus to the Breakheart pass And get off at the Harem Heights stop. You'll reach my Pleasure Palace before the break of day. Flying of course is not advised As it is impossible to dodge Cupid's arrows! But if you are planning to drive, Take the highway to Elysium. You might have to stay overnight at the Erotica Inn, Famous for sensual stimulator Kiosks. After some luscious nibblings at the Casanova Cafe, You'll arrive before lunch at my enchanting Chateau. Bring your lust luggage, Loads of love potion and lots of charm. Running amuck is strictly prohibited. There will be plenty of time to cuddle and coo at the Pleasure Point hill, Loll in a pool of honey and wine, And soak in the sensual glow of a bohemian moon. RSVP: A week shy of Valentine's Day Or, please call 666-PASSION.