Internet Dating
As I scroll through numerous pages
reading hundreds of profiles, and the plethora of thoughts
of ladies identifying their lives in different stages.
I see each providing ideas on how they can be caught.
Theres Aprilrain, kittykat and even Pebbliepoo,
A Squirrelbolt, summerluvn4u, and one justfedup,
And that’s just to name a few!
A stinkpurty, a blondbug, and a sparrowtoo,
A womansroar, a markofzorro, and even a sassylady4u,
One luvsunicorns, theres Coltsgirl, and one nvrgivinup.
Where’s a man really suppose to start?
To find the woman that can fill his heart.
I see most have kids and that’s quite all right.
Many wish to spend time together, become friends,
Take a walk, hold hands and even cuddle at night.
It seems to me that I fit in just right.
They love music, dancing, and family to no end.
Their looking for a sense of humor, many like to laugh,
I wonder if they hired a research staff.
Please no liars, or cheaters need apply to be their better half.
All are tired of playing the dating games,
and don't have a lot of tolerance for stupid stuff.
Just send them a message and ask to know their names.
A date will follow I'm sure soon enough.
This Internet dating thing is really not a lot of fun
But I'm sure after all is said and done I will find the one.
Copyright © David Jenkins | Year Posted 2007
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