Inordinate Amount of Leisure Time

Might help explain how fruit full this harmless poetic brute, (a Methacton School of hard knocks grad), who sports astute demeanor with ample brew netted locks, vaguely androgynously cute, his trademark signature hirsute unstyled wavy hair tell tale characteristic, not that I care if anyone gives rats ass and/or hoot bummer attire acceptable since long unemployed and recipient with meager loot receiving social security disability to boot, nonetheless can while away unlimited numbers of wee hours into morning yea ideally best time to sleep, but also most optimal, while the missus thrashes in bed thankfully mute unless ya don't count flatulence she doth toot disrupting and derailing train of thought courtesy trumpeting glute. An unexpected whistling unlike Christopher Robin hi ho... hi ho exiting their wooded den (think Snow White and her seven dwarf men) off to work they go to earn cents (unbeknownst conversion into) yen boot just enough to undergo gastric bypass surgery to shrink abdomen, plus grueling boot camp regimen guaranteeing bullseye hit courtesy artillerymen nsync with honing sharp eyed acumen joining (rather leading) civilians carrying out coup d’etat putsch ching aside feeble, inept and lame president to step up and augment pen ultimate last ditch effort to halt climate change to stave turning planet Earth into self destructive oven. All joking aside horrific, née apocalyptic crisis doth loom perhaps even unleashing mushroom, clouds (thrown in for good measure) encompassing entire planet assuredly spelling doom, where liquidation and fire sale at all brick and mortar stores will bloom, (just ash at the front desk) charcoal burnt offering skeleton crew pointing blackened decker index finger boom meringue literally every black Friday, Saturday, Sunday... until every tomb morrow until end of time.