In Praise of the Mcrib Sandwich

In Praise of the McRib Sandwich By Elton Camp I am as excited as can be McRib is at a café near me To order and eat one is fun Pork & BBQ sauce atop a bun Adding spice to this delicious treat, Its pickles & onion can’t be beat I’m glad no unhealthy ham is found Tripe & stomach lining are ground Then this tasty restructured meat Is molded into a rib slab to eat Also adding needed variety to my diet I get over seventy ingredients per bite It would be very hard for me to abide Not getting enough azodicarbonamide There’s calories, fat and sodium galore So who could possibly ask for more? To McDonald’s I’m going to rush down While the wonderful McRib can be found