In Need of a Hook

A women's bathroom needs a hook Though oftentimes it's missing And so our bags must sit in gook While we are stuck there pissing. Since men don't have this issue They don't even need to hurry And, without the need for tissue They, too, lack that extra worry. My suggestion? A reversal. Let the menfolk hold our purses And you'd hear, from this rehearsal, Quite a chorus full of curses.