In My Dreams

In my own quiet bedroom, In my own comfy bed, Every night I escape from reality. I give wings to my fancy When the pillow hits my head, And my dreams are like a movie that's starring me. I'm Aladdin glidin' on a magic carpet, And the djinn has ditched his lamp and hitched a ride. The flying's great to get my kicks with, But no good to pick up chicks with, With a big blue bilious genie at my side. I'm a knight from Camelot in shining armor, Dueling dragons, saving princesses from doom. What should be mine as recompense I must decline and hie me hence, The rules of chivalry are strict, no wiggle room. I'm Columbus on that fateful expedition, By sailing west we'll reach the East, least that's the plan. While cruising 'round the Caribbean Searching for a port to pee in, We find, not India, but a new uncharted land. I'm big brave bwana on an African safari, Trapping savage cats because that's what I know. As soon as we have made eye contact, They're signed up and under contract Then off to Vegas for my Circus Circus show. I never know what's going to happen When I lay me down to sleep, It might give a less intrepid person hives. I'm sure it's pure imagination, Or maybe it's reincarnation, And I've done those things before in former lives. But whether Charlemagne or Sinbad, Peter, Robin, Roy, or Fred*, Or somebody else from myth or history, In my dreams when I slumber In my own Sleep Number bed, I can be what, where, whomever I want to be. But in the morning when I wake up I'm so glad to be back home Because it's really not so bad just being me. *Peter (Pan); Robin (Hood); Roy (Rogers); Fred (Astaire)