I'M Going To Tell My Daddy On You

(This is a fictional poem) When People pick on me, I say "I'm going to tell my daddy on you." All of my friends say that I shouldn't do that because I'm forty-two. When people bother me, I always tell my dad. He spanks me because it makes him mad. Last week my neighbor's daughter stole my tricycle and I was riled I started sucking my thumb and Daddy said I was acting like a child. People are wrong when they say I act like a child, a child wouldn't drive a Viper. But on the other hand, I'm the only forty-two year old man who wears a diaper. Daddy told me to grow up and act like a man. I threw a tantrum because I don't think I can.