If You Know What I Mean

I walk in and there are empty bottles all over the floor The smell of cheap perfume I’ve never worn before He’s taking a shower in the middle of the day Probably washing her smelly stench away He thinks I am stupid and that I don’t know I have more brains than him in my little toe I know he’s cheating by the look in his eyes He only thinks I’m falling for his lies In he walks like once again he thinks has tricked me Little does he know she left him a hickey So I ask with a straight face just what’s on your neck I fell off the barstool you know the one on the deck Inside I’m laughing he thinks this lie is a good one Watching him squirm like this is so much fun I walk out of the room I can hold it no more I fall out laughing on my bedroom floor He of little mind thinks he got away clean I know what he did if you know what I mean