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If I Were An Elephant

If I were an elephant: I would set the record straight And squash that big fat lie. I'm not scared of an little ole mouse. It's fleas that scare the HELL of me! 12-08-16 Contest: If I Were An Elephant Sponsor: Mystic Rose

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/11/2016 8:33:00 PM

OH MY. VERY VERY Clever. You might win just for brevity on THIS one. I spent so much dang time on mine and I already know it's gonna lose. hahaha WEll done.

Afzal Nusker

Date: 12/11/2016 12:39:00 PM

Very funny! Nice one, Alexis.

Mark Martin

Date: 12/11/2016 9:42:00 AM

Love it! Never believed those cartoons! :-)

Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 12/8/2016 2:35:00 PM

Very funny and witty, Alexis. I was laughing soooo hard! This is super sharp humor, cut-the-cheese laughing disease funny. You got your humor chops working real well. A 7-up w/lots of fizz to make you dizzy. Love the poem, it was a great write. Much love to you.

Alexis Y.
Date: 12/8/2016 2:54:00 PM

WOW! Now that was some comment. To get another comment like this, I think I'll write humor more often lol! Your support means alot to me my friend:-) Alexis

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/8/2016 12:45:00 PM

- :))) ... a good one, Alexis :) - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Peter Dome

Date: 12/8/2016 11:14:00 AM

Ha ha.It's the other way around for me, scared of MICE. Yikes. Going to a flea market in Nottinghamshire tomorrow. A name for ab antique market over here. Well done hope you win Pete.

Alexis Y.
Date: 12/8/2016 11:20:00 AM

Hi Peter, No.You're scared of mice? I'm glad you liked it my friend. It's so good to see you: -) Alexis

Paloma P

Date: 12/8/2016 9:25:00 AM

I actually did laugh out loud! :)

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/8/2016 8:53:00 AM

GOTD!!!!!!! With serious upgrade to Guffaw and LOL+ !!! Cheers and chuckles ~ john

Alexis Y.
Date: 12/8/2016 9:04:00 AM

WoW!Thank you so much John. I'm glad it caused you it giggle. It sure had me laughing as I was writing it. I appreciate your continued support:-) Alexis

Jan Allison

Date: 12/8/2016 7:29:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 12/8/2016 6:56:00 AM

Even smaller but really so much scarier. Nice one Alexis. Now I'm itching. : )

Alexis Y.
Date: 12/8/2016 9:29:00 AM

Lol! :-) Alexis