If I Shopped For My Spouse Like I Shop For My Automobile

When I shop for an automobile, I don’t worry much about speed. Good mileage per gallon I want. A van or a truck I don’t need! So I guess if shopped for a spouse the way that I shop for a car, that means that my man wouldn’t need much fuel, but he still could go far! And since I can’t stand vans and trucks (preferring a car rather small), my man, by those very same standards, would not be too hunky at all. Neither too slow nor too fast, my man would be like a Mitsubishi A Spyder Eclipse, rather cute, and super efficient for me! When I shop for an automobile, looks matter! I love a great hue. And sporty is nice, but oh my, what guy in the world is light blue? And finally this is a must - I want a convertible top! Does that mean that men with toupees are spouses for whom I should shop? The spouse I have now is not small nor sporty; his color is grey! He’s bald, so he’s somewhat a rag-top. I could purchase for him a toupee! When all my old cars put on miles, I always considered a trade-in. But now that I’m old like my spouse, I don’t think I’ll go through that again!