If I Had a Guillotine

If I had a wooden guillotine with a sharp head blade Who would I practice on? Would it be my Aunt Tee Who embarrassed me in 1964 By making my open my size 43 Double D lacy bra in front of the relatives when I did not even wear a training bra yet? Would I use it on my arch enemy, Mrs. Harry, who made my student teaching experience a living hell? Would I use it on my seventh grade art teacher wo made me hate art? I ponder and I smile at the possibilities.