If I Die Today

If I die today just know that death would catch me while eating pasta I would have preferred it to be githeri on my last day But oh well But if by the time death comes I'd be done eating, then it would find me in the shower Taking a warm shower head to toe Can't complain about that Am so tempted to laugh right now in these lines But I realize that am talking about death, and so I should be serious He will remember that I called him, but he was too busy, so we didn't talk much I can see him regretting that move on my burial He number two will remember that I called and informed him that it was bad But he had his protective shell on and couldn't help me This one might be searching for my savings during my burial He number three will always remember me My shadow will haunt him for the rest of his life But at least he would know that I tried to make peace at the end Mother nature is very mad, she is crying non stop She is screaming and yelling She is making everything unsteady and unsafe There is a war on the skies, the clouds are cracking I fear her hormonal rage, could be my bad luck But oh well mother nature I love you a lot and I love you a little, depending on the situation