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If Ever I Had a Country: Lxxvii

IF EVER I HAD A COUNTRY - LXXVII IF ever I had a country proud of its wall-less porous boundary And if ever by no mistake of the Supreme High Command of the International Militaro-Business Conspiracy I were appointed the CHIEF TARIFF IMPOSER and Eminence Grise of and on all the self-righteous realms rocambolesque republics and renegade run-of-the-mill rotten rotting rostrum-raving riven ribald rascally rickety refugee-raised democracies Mark my words I’ll put an end to the raping of my dearly-beloved national integrity by One, importing all available rutting Queen Bees of the "Killer African Bees" and have them breed with local wasps of high pedigree in the front-line of battle along the Southern Border under every tree where I’d let Red Ant-Hills multiply free Two, import Myanmar Pythons with a taste for digesting young fresh human flesh, mixed with the local brand of Everglades alligators, down the Mississippi and the Colorado River sprinkled liberally with the Grand Canyon brand of the Rattle-Snake with their tell-tale warning-rattle nipped off, together with the silent army of Black Widows clad in their enticing mantilla webs, as a second-line of defense against the illegal refugee Next, if they still keep coming I’d roundup all the lazy good-for-nothing thick-maned Bisons of the prairies and have them lined up for a Charge-of-the- Heavy-Brigade stampede by whipping their asses to the sound of the Land of the Free And if this doesn’t stem the tide of illegal immigrants, drug dealers and tourists with empty pockets, I’d call on the faithful Black and White striped Tribe of Appalachian SKUNKS with my tonitruant bugle, line them up so that their posteriors faced Tierra del Fuego and let them squirt to their hind-hearts’ desire even at the risk of driving the entire population out of the country Yes Siree, this’s what I’d do as the Eminence Grise and Chief Imposer of Tariffs of My Beloved Contree And this even if I never ever had no country worth saving for the ennui of a penny (c) T. Wignesan - Paris, June 11, 2019

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Date: 9/30/2019 8:54:00 AM
OMG. I WANT TO READ EVERY ONE OF THESE. Brilliant. If we lose this battle let all these carry us away as well. Our politicians are a corrupt, vicous self-serving lot of nincompoop. Yours, ever. SuZ
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T Wignesan
Date: 4/8/2020 3:09:00 AM
Just to say, Suzanne, I did dedicate the next or so in the sequence: "If ever I had a country" to YOU. Did you check? Hope I did you swell... Every good wish. Wignesan
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T Wignesan
Date: 10/1/2019 9:32:00 PM
Hello SuZ ! Thanks ever so much for the cheering comment, so much so that I"m secretly thinking - even without your accord - to dedicate the next installment of the sequence to YOU. If you are averse to such an accolade, please get in touch and protest ever so vigorously as possible, and I'll give in with my tail tucked in. TW

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