Ice Cold Water Equals Ultimate Thirst Quencher

Ice Cold Water Equals Ultimate Thirst Quencher... Especially experiencing onset dehydration, this opinion shared by former consumer, he quaffed truckloads sugary and sports drinks found mine once sculpted baby boomer body undergoing gender reorientation, particularly nondescript breasts incrementally found busting (rivaling playboy bunny chest) necessitated this garden variety NON GMO gluten free husband "papa," an endearment addressed by the missus puzzled when her brassieres went missing loathe to believe what sounded like cock and bull story embarrassed, yet finally relented into pestiferous inquisitiveness hen pecking wife, she stood agape, after I dare bare unclothed upper torso revealed floppy, limp biscuit sagging sorry excuse for bosom hence necessitating yours truly to resort as partial crossdresser, yet never foreseeing anatomical morphology transforming (analogous to mushroom popping up following bucketloads of rain) thus went cold turkey, (as attested by this gobbledygook) to swear off high caloric non nutritious popular beverages (generating bajillions dollars), and additionally forced non chipper infowar i.e. internal three ring circuits uncivil insurrection (less than seven years ago) as weeks elapsed months (this unplanned resolution dated early two thousand nineteen), discarded over the shoulder boulder holder in tandem with exercise few times per week plying twenty pound dumbbells a pronounced reduction saved me big bucks undergoing cosmetic surgery!