Ice Age Cometh Moot Point 1st Glacier

No matter unseasonably blustery March like weather prevails across my neck of the woods (Southeastern Montgomery County, Pennsylvania) and across the main body of these United States of America particularly original Thirteen Colonies global warming alive and well and promises to return with a vengeance after station identification. Find out pertinent ice age accouterments; gear up as soon as possible with suitable and necessary arctic trappings by accessing without delay https://icetrek.com/equipment-guide. Researchers used data on Earth's orbit to find the historical warm interglacial period that looks most like the current one and predicted that the next ice age would usually begin within 1,500 years. Now back to regularly scheduled program donned and trumpeted as poetic blurb. Incumbent onus warrants immediate action to stem tide of global warming or erect breakers to thwart dire crisis, cuz figurative and literal tsunami in the offing gathering strength. Plethora of humans (think overpopulation) directly linkedin to planet Earth dire strait re: environmental catastrophe, née debacle teeters along brink tipping point inevitably pitching civilization headlong into oblivion *****sapiens (minus those living off grid) admirably self sufficient unto themselves, perhaps ecological intentional community while yours truly, one guilt ridden wordsmith laments impacting minimal carbon footprint (courtesy these thankful little feet size nine+) nonetheless psychological torment wracks lovely bones garden variety/generic human specifically comprising complex edifice me Matthew Scott Harris riven with loathsome abomination, constipation, indignation, et al mustered, tethered, yoked into capitalistic, commercialistic, consumeristic ditto et alia versus altruistic holistic, simplistic again re: call synonymous words regarding contrast between belching, exhausting, and polluting (naming three adjectives describing impact predominantly nsync with prophetic albeit, profit oriented profligate, profane paradigm unleashing immense global carbon emissions.