I Wear Black All the Time

I'm one of those guys that you see dressed in black all the time. I'm not depressed or gothic or anything of that kind. I just happen to be color blind. My attempt at color coordination, would evolve into a very comical situation. Black is safe and so a black wardrobe is mine, but many judge me suspicious and give me the stink eye. Little do they know that beneath all of this darkness of mine, is a great love for all humankind.