I Want To Buy My Valentine

I want to buy my Valentine and get her something good I don't care if she loves me or even if she could I hope to get a blonde girl Skinny and good looking maybe one who's smart and fairly new to hooking I'll take her to McDonald's and pay for two to dine I'll even hand her napkins when she spills food on mine I'll walk her through the park and dodge the doggy doo I'll even hold her hand and kiss her right on queue. I'll put my jacket around her when she is getting cold I'll even light her cigarette and stop when I am told We'll make a little small talk We'll stop to watch the ducks and then it will get silent and words will turn to shucks Soon we'll go to my place to play the perfect songs I pray they sound romantic and cover up my wrongs The night will turn to morning as we play through the night I'll try to make some small talk just to avoid a fight We'll wake up to some coffee with toast and peanut butter I'll say the date is over and hope she doesn't mutter I'll see her to the door and lock it when she's out Just to spare my feelings so not to watch her pout Next year I'll find another Maybe one with money and when it ends with toast I'll have her buy some honey